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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Property class: 5 and above

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A luxurious room with a large bed, a bathtub, and a seating area with a table and chairs.
A bar with shelves of bottles and glasses, illuminated by warm lighting.
A cozy lounge area with a brick fireplace, leather seating, and a dining table set for four.
A reception desk with a marble top, a chandelier, and a floral arrangement.
A chandelier with multiple lights, giraffes, and a wall-mounted lamp.

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Spa
  • Parking included
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Air-conditioning
The current price is NZ$270
includes taxes & fees
18 Nov - 19 Nov

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Place, Holloway Park
    ‪17 min walk‬
  • Place, Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Chiltern Hills
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪35 min drive‬

Room options

View all photos for Decadent

A bed with a tufted headboard, two hanging lamps, and a stone wall.

Decadent

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
(8 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

View all photos for Boujee

A room with a large bed, a bathtub, and a chandelier.

Boujee

7.0 out of 10
Good
(12 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

View all photos for Snug

A room with a bed, a desk, and a chair. There is a window with blinds, a hanging light fixture, and a curtain.

Snug

7.2 out of 10
Good
(16 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Cosy

A luxurious bedroom with a large bed, a mirrored wall, and a tufted headboard.

Cosy

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful
(13 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

About the area

Beaconsfield

A luxury stay in Beaconsfield awaits you at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Within a 30-minute stroll, you'll find Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. Highlights at this hotel include 3 restaurants, 2 bars/lounges and an outdoor swimming pool. .The restaurant, English Restaurant, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Enjoy the karaoke and pool loungers. Additionally, you'll find free Wi-Fi in public areas and spa services. Cooked-to-order breakfast is available on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and on weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM. There's also the convenience of free self parking. .Sights within a 10-minute drive of this 5-property class Beaconsfield hotel include Colne Valley Regional Park and Cliveden House.

What's nearby

  • Holloway Park - 17 min walk - 1.4 km
  • Bekonscot Model Village - 2 min drive - 1.7 km
  • Chiltern Hills - 2 min drive - 2.0 km
  • Windsor Castle - 23 min drive - 23.9 km
  • LEGOLAND® Windsor - 25 min drive - 25.6 km

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 28 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Subway - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪The Beech House - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪The Chiltern (Wetherspoons) - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪GAIL's Bakery - ‬15 min walk

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

There are 3 restaurants on site. You can unwind with a drink at one of the 2 bars/lounges. Public spaces have free WiFi. An outdoor pool, spa services, and a terrace are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Limited free parking is available on a first-come, first-served basis.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

  • 35 guestrooms or units
  • 3 dining venues
  • 2 bars or lounges
  • Conference rooms
  • Karaoke
  • Poolside lounge chairs
  • Umbrellas for the pool
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Staff members are multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Wedding services available
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 35 accommodations with complimentary bottles of water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries and hairdryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered on a daily basis and change of towels can be requested.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the on-site spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited on-site self parking
  • Onsite parking includes off-street options

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 9 to 14 per person
  • 2 bars/lounges
  • 3 restaurants
  • Afternoon tea

Restaurants on site

  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Karaoke
  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Business services

  • Meeting rooms

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Pool loungers
  • Pool umbrellas
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoking not allowed

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cots (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types

  • American Express
  • Mastercard
  • Visa

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 9 to 14 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guest room reservation. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
    For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit in all accommodation.

We should mention

  • Reservations are needed for massage services. For reservations, contact the hotel before arrival using the contact information on the booking confirmation.
  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

Is parking available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has a free self car park. Onsite parking is limited.

How much does it cost to stay at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

As of 22 Oct 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield on 18 Nov 2026 start from NZ$270, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Are there any beaches close to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

The closest beach to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is Ruislip Lido Beach (14.4 km).

Is there a spa on site at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

There's no onsite spa, but this property does offer services like Thai massages.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a pool?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has an outdoor pool. Grab your bathers and lounge poolside while enjoying under the shade of an umbrella.

What luxury perks are available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield features an outdoor pool, 3 restaurants and 2 bars.

What makes Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield a romantic place to stay?

Romance packages and a bar, as well as premium bedding in the guestrooms, all help set the scene for a romantic weekend at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield family-friendly?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is an adults-only property.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield serve breakfast?

You bet, cooked-to-order breakfast is on offer on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield does not offer an airport shuttle service.

Is there a bar or restaurant at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, you can grab a meal at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield's onsite restaurant that serves British cuisine.

What time are check-in & check-out at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM. Check-out time is 11 AM.

Are pets allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, pets are not allowed.

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 367 out of 767 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 168 out of 767 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 106 out of 767 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 70 out of 767 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 56 out of 767 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.0/10

Amenities

8.0/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Beautiful place and beautiful staff food was amazing
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Lovely stay. Very quirky room and bed was really comfortable, staff lovely!
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Very nice hotel
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
We said in a snug was very clean it was a little smaller than expected but had everything we needed for 1 night, we had cocktails and snacks at the bar which were very nice and dinner at the Thai restaurant which the food was delicious and the breakfast in the morning was fantastic will definitely stay again.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Very helpful staff and very ornate hotel
Stayed 2 nights in May 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Very bougie rooms. Love the sophisticated and decadent vibe. Staff were great and the room was spotless.
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Rooms were amazing bed was very comfy and the staff were very helpful. Lovely area and loads of food options highly recommend for a romantic get away!
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Quirky but fabulous ‘Snug’ room. Excellent staff. The pool area was not overly crowded. Excellent food too. We had a fabulous stay.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
We stayed here 6 years ago and had an amazing stay so we were hoping it was still as good and it was, I actually thought the reception staff were much nicer this time. Rooms are just fabulous and super clean, pool area is so lovely and they do the best dirty martinis :) Honestly this place is one of my favourites !
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The property was lovely and clean. Perfect for a night away.
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
The staff were absolutely outstanding, professional, polite, helpful, went the extra mile and always had a smile x
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Great staff and clean rooms
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2026
Verified review

8/10 Good

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Amenities
The rooms are very different to anything I have stayed in before, very quirky decor. When we arrived we did struggle to park as it's only on street parking.
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
Verified review

4/10 Poor

Liked: Cleanliness
Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
The rooms are really small and cramped , the whole hotel is just a pure money making scheme from 125 day beds to minimum Spend on everything , ruined the experience wouldn’t use again.
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2026
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Another fabulous stay thanks to all the guys front of house. Very much appreciated all your kindness and help. See you again soon. Rich
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2026
Verified review

6/10 Okay

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Cleaner room and better bed
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Incredible room, excellent food, great staff. Really great stay, fully 5*
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
What a weird and wonderful place to stay
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Absolutely loved our stay at the crazy bear. Staff were wonderful. Hotel was fabulous and we went to the Thai restaurant and the food was great. The whole stay was fabulous. Planning our next visit soon. Thank you for a great weekend ☺️
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Amazing place, stunning, beautiful for my girlfriend’s birthday. Very friendly and helpful staff too
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026
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8/10 Good

Liked: Staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Room was looking tired and wasn’t the cleanest. Lots of small detailed cleaning is required, extra attention to the woodwork & fittings. Thai restaurant wasn’t very good, over cooked chicken starter, old dressing. Main of Pad Thai was very over cooked, meaning the noodles difficult to eat. Bar staff & reception staff were very good and helpful.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Lovely hotel and meal in the Thai restaurant.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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8/10 Good

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Heat the pool
Stayed 1 night in May 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Amazing
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Third time staying lovely hotel and good location
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025