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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property
Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants and fitness centre

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Interior
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Decadent

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Spa
  • Parking included
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Air-conditioning

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Place, Holloway Park
    ‪15 min walk‬
  • Place, Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪19 min walk‬
  • Place, Chiltern Hills
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪24 min drive‬

Room options

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Decadent

Decadent

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
(8 reviews)

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Premium bedding
Separate bedroom
Deep-soaking bath
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Boujee

Boujee

7.4 out of 10
Good
(8 reviews)

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Premium bedding
Separate bedroom
Deep-soaking bath
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Snug

Snug

7.4 out of 10
Good
(15 reviews)

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Premium bedding
Hairdryer
Bathrobes
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Cosy

Cosy

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful
(11 reviews)

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Premium bedding
Hairdryer
Bathrobes
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

About the area

Beaconsfield

A luxury stay in Beaconsfield awaits you at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Within a 30-minute stroll, you'll find Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. Highlights at this hotel include 3 restaurants, an outdoor swimming pool and free self-parking. .The restaurant, English Restaurant, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. At the hotel's own lounge bar, you can stop for a drink. Additionally, you'll find free Wi-Fi in public areas, a gym and spa services. Cooked-to-order breakfast is available on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and on weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM. There's also the convenience of free parking nearby. .Sights within a 10-minute drive of this 5-property class Beaconsfield hotel include Colne Valley Regional Park and Cliveden House.

What's nearby

  • Holloway Park - 15 min walk - 1.3 km
  • Bekonscot Model Village - 19 min walk - 1.6 km
  • Chiltern Hills - 2 min drive - 2.0 km
  • Windsor Castle - 18 min drive - 21.3 km
  • LEGOLAND® Windsor - 19 min drive - 22.9 km

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 28 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪GAIL's Bakery - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪The White Horse - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪The Cape - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪Giggling Squid - Beaconsfield - ‬3 min walk
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬3 min drive

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants and fitness centre
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers its guests an outdoor pool and a fitness centre. There are 3 restaurants on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. Public spaces have free WiFi.

Spa services, a terrace, and multilingual staff are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Self parking is free.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

  • 48 guestrooms or units
  • 3 dining venues
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Staff members are multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Wedding services available
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
  • Bar or lounge
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottles of water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries and hairdryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered on a daily basis and change of towels can be requested.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the on-site spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited on-site self parking

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 3 restaurants
  • A bar/lounge

Restaurants on site

  • Bear by Carlo Scotto
  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Fitness classes
  • Gym
  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cots (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guest room reservation. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
    For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit in all accommodation.

We should mention

  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

Is parking available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has a free self car park.

Are there any beaches close to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

The closest beach to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is Ruislip Lido Beach (14.4 km).

Is there a spa on site at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

There's no onsite spa, but this property does offer services like Thai massages.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a pool?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has an outdoor pool.

What makes Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield a romantic place to stay?

Romance packages and a lounge bar, as well as premium bedding in the guestrooms, all help set the scene for a romantic weekend at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield family-friendly?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is an adults-only property.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield serve breakfast?

You bet, cooked-to-order breakfast is on offer on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield does not offer an airport shuttle service.

Is there a bar or restaurant at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, they've got a lounge bar and 3 restaurants. Pre dinner cocktails anyone?

What time are check-in & check-out at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM. Check-out time is 11 AM.

Are pets allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, pets are not allowed.

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 297 out of 627 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 144 out of 627 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 82 out of 627 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 61 out of 627 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 43 out of 627 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.2/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Jacob

Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Victoria

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

8/10 Good

craig

Liked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Our bathroom was just a little grubby but overall we had a lovely time food was amazing
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Simon

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Excellent stay hotel very quirky great place to stay. Room was very good staff and food very good.
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Amazing front of house reception ladies. Could not do enough to help and welcome me, credit to the hotel and thank you ladies for being brilliant as always.
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

6/10 Okay

David

Travelled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness
Room wasn’t cleaned very good. Found an ear plug under pillow and one on floor by curtains. Dust around corners of room. Aircon not working room very hot. No cold water only hot running in bath hand basin dripped water out. Loud bangs before 7am to work men repairing things in pool area. Was not impressed. This unfortunately is the worst review I’ve ever had to do. I hope things can get better for this hotel. Dinner in Thai restaurant was very tasty and cocktails from bar was very good also.
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

8/10 Good

Waseem

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
great staff ,great hospitality , I just found shower wasn't hot barley warm and no slippers in the rooms , apart from that absolutely great place , food was delicious , and the bar in the evening with a dj playing in the background was a lovely touch ,so thanks you
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Natasha

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The hotel was very pleasant and aesthetically pleasing. We will definitely be returning!
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Craig

Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

8/10 Good

Dominic

Liked: Staff & service
The room was very nice and looked great with the mirrors and interior. It was a great birthday location and relaxing. Disappointed with the mirror damage I saw upon arrival and will prefer a room with no damage to justify the money I spent. The staff were friendly especially the waiters in the restaurant. Food was nice and service was great. Breakfast should have been included with my stay but still overall a good experience. Will definitely stay there again and try more of the facilities.
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Amazing as always. Unique. Just need to sell pints in the bar 👍
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

6/10 Okay

Annie

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

6/10 Okay

Catherine

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

4/10 Poor

Scott

Travelled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Property has great potential and is very unique. Unfortunately our stay was ruined by the lack of cleanliness of the room the lack of privacy and the room was very worn and in need of repair not Walmart you would expect for the decadent room and for the price. This was all reported during our stay and no alternatives offered, bit of a shame for our anniversary to be honest. No working coffee making facilities and no tea bags in the room either
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

8/10 Good

Richard

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

12th anniversary overnight stay

We loved our time at crazy bear beaconsfield , we found it was a little sneaky how the waiter offered us bread while we waited for our steak and then we get the bill and found out this cost £6 but we was inder the impression it was a good will gesture as the main would take so long , also we found the service charging was quite high especially for 2 drinks . As for the room though it was an amazing experience which we would love to do again it made our 12th wedding anniversary feel that extra special . The staff were very well mannered and made us feel comforable so thank you for a lovely stay at tour hotel
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

2/10 Terrible

Verified traveller

Business traveller
Liked: Property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Staff & service, room comfort
No prior notice of faulty air con was extremely poor. Room was excruciatingly hot, which led to checking out a day early.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Rylee

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Overall everything was great , except for the hot tub was cold and not very powerful.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Rio

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Lovely room and hotel. Reception staff were amazing, lovely and helpful, thank you ladies for your help and friendliness.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

PHILIP

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Brilliant stay from checking in to checking out,was booked as a birthday treat and so pleased with the choice,will definitely return 😀
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

4/10 Poor

Memona

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

8/10 Good

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
It was very nice very erratically pleasing and staff were nice however on my stay I requested roses to be added onto the bed as we arrived for a surprise for my partner which they were happy to do for £20 on top of my stay however upon arrive they were not there ,they did take this off my room the charge however it was the surprise that I was gutted about , and tap didn’t work properly in bathroom however overall would go back there as very nice .
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

David

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stay was amazing. Will be even better when building work complete. Electrics in out room (27) could do with having a look at, lights flash and socket at the door is missing buttons, door handle is slightly loose. Staff very freindly, helpful and attentive. Would definitely stay here again
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

8/10 Good

Said

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2025

4/10 Poor

David

Business traveller

Disappointing

Disappointing. The bathroom situation is strange in the 'snug' room. The shower was really fast-flowing and as there is no door, it risks flooding the main bedroom and makes the entire bedroom smell damp. Expected more for the price.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025