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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property
Adults-only hotel with 2 restaurants and bars/lounges

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Cosy
Decadent
2 bars/lounges, cocktail bar
2 bars/lounges, cocktail bar
2 restaurants, breakfast, lunch, dinner served; British cuisine

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Air conditioning
  • Bar
  • Spa
  • Breakfast available
  • Housekeeping

Explore the area

Map
73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪19 min walk‬
  • Cliveden House
    ‪9 min drive‬
  • Windsor Castle
    ‪19 min drive‬
  • London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪19 min drive‬

Room options

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Snug

Snug

7.4 out of 10
Good
(10 reviews)

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Premium bedding
Private bathroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Cosy

Cosy

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful
(9 reviews)

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Premium bedding
Private bathroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Boujee

Boujee

7.0 out of 10
Good
(6 reviews)

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Premium bedding
Separate bath and shower
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Decadent

Decadent

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(6 reviews)

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Premium bedding
Separate bath and shower
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

About the area

Beaconsfield

A luxury stay in Beaconsfield awaits you at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Within a 30-minute stroll, you'll find Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. Highlights at this hotel include 2 restaurants, 2 bars/lounges and free self-parking. .The restaurant, English Restaurant, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Bar is the hotel's own cocktail bar, serving drinks along with light fare. Additionally, you'll find free Wi-Fi in public areas and spa services. Cooked-to-order breakfast is available on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and on weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM. There's also the convenience of free parking nearby. .Sights within a 10-minute drive of this 5-property class Beaconsfield hotel include Colne Valley Regional Park and Cliveden House.

What's nearby

  • Bekonscot Model Village - 19 min walk - 1.6 km
  • Pinewood Studios - 9 min drive - 13.0 km
  • Cliveden House - 9 min drive - 7.9 km
  • Windsor Castle - 19 min drive - 22.0 km
  • LEGOLAND® Windsor - 21 min drive - 23.6 km

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 26 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Hope and Champion - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Fego Restaurant Beaconsfield - ‬19 min walk
  • The Crazy Bear English Restaurant

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 2 restaurants and bars/lounges
There are 2 restaurants on site. You can unwind with a drink at one of the 2 bars/lounges. Public spaces have free WiFi. Spa services, a terrace, and multilingual staff are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Self parking is free.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

  • 48 guestrooms or units
  • 2 dining venues
  • 2 bars or lounges
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Staff members are multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Wedding services available
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottles of water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries and hairdryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered on a daily basis and change of towels can be requested.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the on-site spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

Languages

English

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 2 bars/lounges
  • 2 restaurants

Restaurants on site

  • Bar
  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cots (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guest room reservation. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
    For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit in all accommodation.

We should mention

  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

Is parking available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has a free self car park.

Are there any beaches close to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

The closest beach to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is Ruislip Lido Beach (14.4 km).

Is there a spa on site at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

There's no onsite spa, but this property does offer services like Thai massages.

What makes Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield a romantic place to stay?

Romance packages and a bar, as well as premium bedding in the guestrooms, all help set the scene for a romantic weekend at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield family-friendly?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is an adults-only property.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield serve breakfast?

You bet, cooked-to-order breakfast is on offer on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield does not offer an airport shuttle service.

Is there a bar or restaurant at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, you can grab a meal at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield's onsite restaurant that serves British cuisine.

What time are check-in & check-out at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM. Check-out time is 11 AM.

Are pets allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, pets are not allowed.

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 258 out of 545 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 133 out of 545 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 66 out of 545 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 50 out of 545 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 38 out of 545 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.4/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

4/10 Poor

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort

Pool out of action

Great rooms BUT pool was not operational
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Nigel

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

The Crazy Bear

A great place to stay, beautifully styled rooms and bar and you would think you were in Morocco relaxing by the outside pool. Dinner was in the Thai restaurant just a little way down the street ( though I understand it is moving back to the main hotel by June this year) the food and service were superb. Would definitely visit again and old town Beaconsfield is an incredible town with very wide streets and free parking everywhere- we parked outside the hotel front door.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

Becky

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

terence

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort

Day relaxing.

Loved the seating by the pool.
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Ande

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Crazy Bear is an experience in itself, the rooms are all different themed and great for a stay with your partner. We did upgrade our room as I found the Boujee to be just a tad small but the upgrade was amazing. The Thai restaurant was great as always and we had drinks in the bar to finish the evening off. Thanks you
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

Megan

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

Andrew

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Great Facilities, Great food, Great service. Keep up the good work Mac (bar waiter)
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

2/10 Terrible

Oliver

Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

John

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Good value.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

4/10 Poor

Oliver

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

It’s tired and the service is poor. 2/5

The place is very tired throughout. The rooms really need to be update, taps barely work, broken mirrors, dirty tiles in the bathroom… The service in the English restaurant for breakfast was non existent. The pastries were not even fresh. Overall, it used to be a good place but now it’s over priced and unbelievably poor across the board when compared to other hotels.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

6/10 Okay

Lee

Liked: Staff & service, room comfort

Slightly disappointed

The reception staff were great and took us to the room no problem. Although we had seen the room online the initial reaction was that it was small and very dark, not much natural light and weird light switches which we never sussed out. No privacy for the loo, just a heavy curtain which hung on the shower side as well. Overall disappointing but maybe the ambiance was not for us. Should point out we had a 12 course Thai tasting menu which although the food was very tasty they served 6 dishes at a time which was odd to the extent some dishes got cold.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveller

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Outlandish!
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Venetia

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
My husband and I loved the property and service was fantastic. He had a great birthday!
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

michelle

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Wonky but fantastic!

What a place! Can’t wait to come back - Thai restaurant served amazing food. Great bar, helpful staff, super location.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Jade

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Had an amazing experience at the crazy bear hotel and we were right next to everything we needed. Staff we excellent and room was such a great vibe
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

As good as they say

Staff were friendly and helpful. Really unique and luxury feel to the place. A relaxing break.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveller

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

Amy

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

Sheila

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

6/10 Okay

Ewan

Liked: Property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Disliked: Staff & service
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

4/10 Poor

Louise

Travelled with group
Disliked: Staff & service
Did not stay in the hotel was outside across the road no tea or coffee facility’s
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Ellie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
An amazing stay ! Will definitely be back
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

tracy

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Everything i asked to be done to make my partners birthday perfect was done
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025