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The Oyster Smack Inn

3.0 star property

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Dining
Deluxe Double Room
Superior Double Room
Exterior
Superior Double Room

Reviews

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful

Popular amenities

  • Parking included
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Restaurant
  • Breakfast available
  • Bar
  • Housekeeping
The current price is NZ$213
includes taxes & fees
20 Mar - 21 Mar

Explore the area

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112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR
  • Place, Ramblers Stadium
    ‪14 min walk‬
  • Place, Mangapps Railway Museum
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Bluewater Shopping Centre
    ‪56 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (STN-Stansted)
    ‪58 min drive‬

Room options

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Classic Double Room

Classic Double Room

  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Deluxe Double Room

Deluxe Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Superior Double Room

Superior Double Room

  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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Luxury Double Room

Luxury Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

About the area

Burnham-on-Crouch

At The Oyster Smack Inn you'll be within a 20-minute walk of Ramblers Stadium and 2.3 km (1.4 mi) from Mangapps Railway Museum. Highlights at this hotel include a restaurant, free self-parking and a bar/lounge. .This hotel offers free WiFi in public areas. Continental breakfast is available daily between 8:00 AM and 10:00 AM. There's also the convenience of limited parking. .Sights within a 20-minute drive of this 3-property class Burnham-on-Crouch hotel include St. Peter-on-the-Wall and Blackwater Leisure Centre.

What's nearby

  • Ramblers Stadium - 14 min walk - 1.2 km
  • Mangapps Railway Museum - 2 min drive - 2.4 km
  • Adventure Island - 45 min drive - 38.0 km
  • Lakeside Shopping Centre - 49 min drive - 59.1 km
  • Bluewater Shopping Centre - 56 min drive - 67.4 km

Getting around

  • Burnham-On-Crouch Station - 8 min walk
  • London (SEN-Southend) - 51 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪The Anchor Inn - ‬32 min drive
  • ‪The Welcome Sailor - ‬3 min walk
  • ‪Shepherd and Dog - ‬32 min drive
  • ‪Crouch Yacht Club - ‬6 min walk
  • ‪Curry Cottage - ‬7 min walk

About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

There's a restaurant on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. WiFi is free in public spaces. Limited free parking is available on a first-come, first-served basis.
  • 10 guestrooms or units
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Bar or lounge
  • Dining venue
The Oyster Smack Inn offers 10 accommodations with a hairdryer. This Burnham-on-Crouch hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Bathrooms include a shower. Housekeeping is provided on a daily basis.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited on-site self parking

Food and drink

  • Daily continental breakfast available 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee: GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant
  • Hosted evening meal available daily for a fee; reservation required

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk

Guest services

  • Housekeeping (daily)

Accessibility

  • No lift

Room amenities

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • TV

More

  • Heating

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; check-in end time: 9:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours), lockbox

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Payment types

Important information

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for continental breakfast: from approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and from GBP 8.95 for children
  • Hosted evening meal: GBP 0.0

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards and cash
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, debit cards and cash. For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher in all accommodation.

Frequently asked questions

Is parking available at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Yep, The Oyster Smack Inn has a free self car park. Onsite parking is limited.

How much does it cost to stay at The Oyster Smack Inn?

As of 18 Mar 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Oyster Smack Inn on 20 Mar 2026 start from NZ$213, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Are there any beaches close to The Oyster Smack Inn?

The closest beach to The Oyster Smack Inn is Shoebury East Beach (10.8 km).

Does The Oyster Smack Inn serve breakfast?

Sure does, continental brekkie is on offer daily from 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at The Oyster Smack Inn?

No, The Oyster Smack Inn does not offer an airport shuttle service.

Is there a bar or restaurant at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Yep, they've got a lounge bar and an onsite restaurant.

What time are check-in & check-out at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Check-in begins at 2:00 PM. Check-out time is 11:00 AM.

Are pets allowed at The Oyster Smack Inn?

No, pets are not allowed.

The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

Reviews

9.0

Wonderful

Rating 10 - Excellent. 13 out of 22 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 6 out of 22 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 2 out of 22 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 1 out of 22 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 22 reviews

9.6/10

Cleanliness

9.8/10

Staff & service

9.4/10

Amenities

9.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Tyler, cropwell butler

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
another lovely working trip in this hotel. all good as usual
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

Gavin

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

sue

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Spacious, quiet & comfortable room. Lovely restaurant. Great food. Convenient location. Friendly and helpful staff.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

8/10 Good

Andrew

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

anthony

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

david

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

4/10 Poor

Paul

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

6/10 Okay

Sasha

Liked: Staff & service
Premium room option didn't
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Chris

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Travelled with family
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Julie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Adrian

Travelled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Les

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025

8/10 Good

Mark

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Pauline

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025

8/10 Good

peter, cropwell butler

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

8/10 Good

Michaela

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

8/10 Good

Michaela

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Per

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025