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Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)
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10 out of 10
Exceptional
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4 bedrooms4 bathroomsSleeps 16153 sq m
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Surf City, NC
- Place, Surf City Beach4 min walk
- Place, Surf City Pier4 min drive
- Place, Wrightsville Beach54 min drive
- Airport, Wilmington, NC (ILM-Wilmington Intl.)50 min drive
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Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) Reviews
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10
Exceptional
9.6/10
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Verified
22 Sept 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2025
Verified
10/10 Excellent
robert s.
13 Jun 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Pleasant Beach Trip
robert s.
Stayed 9 nights in May 2023
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Barbara P.
14 Sept 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Surf City Paradise
Barbara P.
Stayed 6 nights in Sep 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Dena T.
28 Jul 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Dena T.
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2025
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Adam S.
12 Oct 2024
Liked: Check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
We love Topsail
Adam S.
Stayed 7 nights in Oct 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Lynn A.
26 Jul 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication
Surf City birthday stay
Lynn A.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2025
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Donna D.
24 Oct 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Nice beach getaway
Donna D.
Stayed 4 nights in Oct 2023
Verified
8/10 Good
Chris B.
20 Mar 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Surf City
Chris B.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Mark B.
12 Jan 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
New Years Trip
Mark B.
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Phillip G.
16 Apr 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
The view was pretty
Phillip G.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2023
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Stephanie S.
28 Mar 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Wonderful stay!
Stephanie S.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2023
Verified
10/10 Excellent
BONNIE
13 Jun 2024
Liked: Cleanliness
BONNIE
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2024
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10/10 Excellent
Michelle A.
27 May 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great weekend getaway spot
Michelle A.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2024
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10/10 Excellent
Shelley G.
19 Mar 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Perfect family weekend
Shelley G.
Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2024
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10/10 Excellent
Shelley C.
27 May 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great for young kids
Shelley C.
Stayed 4 nights in May 2023
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10/10 Excellent
Mick F.
22 Sept 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Ladies Church Group Stay
Mick F.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2023
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Andrew W.
7 Jul 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Wong way to the beach
Andrew W.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Abbie N.
25 Apr 2022
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
EXCELLENT Stay!
Abbie N.
Stayed 5 nights in Apr 2022
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10/10 Excellent
Tracy B.
2 Jun 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Wonderful family getaway
Tracy B.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025
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10/10 Excellent
terri r.
7 Dec 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great Location!
terri r.
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2023
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Karen S.
6 Jun 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great location
Karen S.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2024
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Robyn W.
20 Jul 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
A glorious week at the beach.
Robyn W.
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2024
Verified
8/10 Good
Gregory W.
12 Apr 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location
Everything was great.
Gregory W.
Stayed 7 nights in Sep 2022
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Melissa C.
8 Apr 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Loved 99 Problems But The Beach Ain’t One Of Them
Melissa C.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025
Verified
10/10 Excellent
Katherine L.
10 May 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Wonderful vacation spot!
Katherine L.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2023
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