4/10 Poor
Jennifer R.
12 Apr 2026
Liked: Cleanliness
If you’re looking for the fastest way to ruin a Bonaire vacation, this oceanside resort is an excellent choice.The scam starts with the extra charge for electricity to run the air conditioner, which would almost be funny if the AC units actually worked. They were so weak and ineffective that we rarely bothered using them, yet somehow were still expected to pay for the privilege of sweating indoors. The “alternative” of opening the windows was equally useless: several windows barely functioned, and the few that did open had no screens whatsoever, turning the room into an all-you-can-eat buffet for mosquitoes and every flying insect on the island.For a resort in a world-famous dive destination, the rinse tank situation was downright absurd. The tank was so ridiculously undersized it couldn’t hold enough water to rinse a box of cooked pasta, much less dive gear. It felt less like a serious amenity and more like a cheap afterthought added by someone who has clearly never set foot near the ocean.The chaise lounges deserve special mention for being among the most physically punishing furniture I’ve ever encountered. Lying on them felt like volunteering for medieval torture on a bed of nails. Instead of relaxing by the beautiful water, every minute became an exercise in discomfort.This property seems to rely entirely on its location while ignoring the most basic standards of comfort and maintenance.
Jennifer R.
Stayed 7 nights in Apr 2026
