Modern 2 Bedroom 2 Bathroom Near Downtown Houston! Ping Pong, Foosball, Cornhole

This luxurious, modern smart home features 2 bedrooms with 2 bathrooms, a 65 inch Samsung big screen TV, dolby atmos surround sound, ping pong table, foosball table, cornhole, bbq area, and an extra large garage!

Near City centre, Minute Maid, TDEC stadium, the Houston Zoo, Parks, and more!!!

The front house is a separate listing, and the bbq and ping pong table is shared. If you'd like to book both as a 6 bedroom, reach out to me and I'll send you a link to the 6 bedroom listing.

By booking the listing you are agreeing to the following rules and agree to pay any of the penalty fees for violation listed below. Any guest who breaks any of the below rules should realise that VRBO can cancel the reservation immediately, and you will still owe these fees. The point of these is not to charge you them but rather to make sure you clear all plans with me and use the home appropriately. Unauthorised raging parties, smoking indoors, sneaking in extra people, disrupting neighbors, undisclosed pets, etc., will not be tolerated at the home. VRBO requires I file a police report for damage over $300. $5,000-$8,000 is a serious crime. I understand it can be tempting to book for 2 people and then attempt to throw a 30+ person party and hope I don't notice but please understand I have neighbors, I have an HOA, I can be fined thousands for violations of my HOA and when that happens it gets passed on to you. I also have security cameras all throughout the exterior entrances of the home so you will not be able to throw a party or sneak in extra people not included in the reservation without me knowing. I have had guests attempt to unplug the wifi or shut off the electrical. That will not get around the cameras. Please do not force me to have to do any of these things. Not a single guest has managed to get away with throwing a party un-noticed. VRBO will ban your account. You will be charged these excessive fees.
1. No smoking indoors. All guests agree that if they smoke indoors, they will pay a penalty fee of $3,000 and cover any and all cleaning costs related to getting the smell off the property and any other ancillary damages including but not limited to steam cleaning of the entire premises. You can smoke outdoors all you want. There is a covered patio and a covered area on the 2nd floor as well. Just please clean up after yourself and pick up any residual trash.
2. No parties or events without prior express permission from me. Events are allowed, but they must be cleared before booking. If a party or event is thrown without my permission, you will be asked to leave the premises upon my request to minimise damage to the property and may not be allowed to complete your stay. You further agree to forfeit your reservation cost in its entirety for the stay and to cover all damages involved and to leave the premises on this request. The penalty fee for an unauthorised party / event will be no less than $4000 per day.
3. Extra Guests & Unauthorised Guests: The home is suitable for the stated number of guests as currently set up, which includes 2 air mattresses. If you need more than this, somebody would need to be okay sleeping on the floor in a sleeping bag or additional air mattress and this would need to be cleared ahead of time to arrange this. Also, children count as people. Please note there are fees for each extra guest and I am only insured for booked guests, so you need to accurately state the number of guests who will be there upon booking. To incentivise this, there is a charge of $200 per night per extra guest who is not cleared, whether they stay or not, which you agree to pay by booking this location. You can always add guests during the stay as well. That is not a problem. Visitors must be added separately and cost $15 per visitor.
4. Pets are not allowed at the home. The fine is $2,000
5. No loud or excessive noise after City Quiet Hours begin. Please be considerate of the neighbors. Walls aren’t attached, so you have some leeway here but keep the noise down during the night and be considerate of them. If I get complaints and have to compensate the neighbors or pay HOA fines, you agree by booking to cover those fines, which can be up to $1,000 per incident.
6. Anybody using the yard or athletic equipment for athletic purposes expressly agrees to assume any and all risk of injury from using the equipment. The grass is cut and fertilised routinely but otherwise is not maintained, so be careful, wear shoes, and have fun! By booking this reservation, you are acknowledging that you could become injured if you choose to play an athletic event in the yard, and assume all risk in doing so.