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9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay
- Place, Simpson Bay Beach8 min walk
- Place, Flamingo Beach3 min drive
- Place, Hollywood Casino3 min drive
- Airport, Philipsburg (SXM-Princess Juliana Intl.)2 min drive
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The Horny Toad Guesthouse
As a guest of The Horny Toad Guesthouse, you'll find a fitness centre, a terrace, and barbecue grills. A computer station is on site and WiFi is free in public spaces. The Horny Toad Guesthouse also features tour/ticket assistance, a garden, and concierge services. Free self parking is available.
This 3-star Simpson Bay apartment is smoke free.
- 8 guestrooms or units
- 2 levels
- Beach lounge chairs
- Towels for the beach
- Self-service laundry
- Front desk (limited hours)
- Storage area for luggage
- Tour and ticket information
- Concierge
- Terrace
- Garden
- BBQ grill(s)
- Computer for guest use
- Newspapers in lobby (free)
- No smoking on site
The Horny Toad Guesthouse offers 8 air-conditioned accommodations, which are accessible via exterior corridors, and features a safe and coffee/tea makers. Rooms open to balconies or patios. This individually decorated and furnished accommodation has separate sitting areas. Accommodation at this 3-star apartment has kitchens with full-sized fridge/freezers, stovetops, microwaves and separate dining areas.
Bathrooms include baths or showers and hairdryers. Guests can surf the web using complimentary wireless Internet access. Additionally, rooms include an iron/ironing board and a ceiling fan. Housekeeping is provided on a daily basis.
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The Horny Toad Guesthouse Reviews
Reviews
9.4
Exceptional
9.6/10
Cleanliness
10/10
Staff & service
9.6/10
Amenities
9.6/10
Property conditions & facilities
Reviews
Travelled with partner
29 Jun 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2025
10/10 Excellent
Cheryl
Travelled with partner
20 Mar 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Cheryl
Stayed 6 nights in Mar 2025
10/10 Excellent
Alexander
Travelled with partner
10 Apr 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Alexander
Stayed 5 nights in Mar 2024
10/10 Excellent
marilyn
Travelled with partner
2 Dec 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
marilyn
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2023
6/10 Okay
Olga
29 Aug 2023
Olga
10/10 Excellent
Dennis
3 Jul 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Dennis
Stayed 8 nights in Jun 2023
2/10 Terrible
Valeria-ann
22 Jun 2023
Valeria-ann
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2023
10/10 Excellent
Michael
5 Jan 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Michael
8/10 Good
David
12 Dec 2022
Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort
David
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2022
10/10 Excellent
Christopher
5 Dec 2022
Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort
Christopher
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2022
10/10 Excellent
adriaan
Travelled with partner
7 Jun 2022
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
adriaan
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2022
10/10 Excellent
Jean
16 May 2022
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Jean
Stayed 4 nights in May 2022
10/10 Excellent
Philip
Travelled with family
20 Apr 2022
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Philip
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2022
10/10 Excellent
Rachel
Travelled with family
4 Jan 2022
Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Rachel
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2022
10/10 Excellent
Olenka
Travelled with family
17 Dec 2021
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Olenka
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2021
10/10 Excellent
frank
7 Dec 2021
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
frank
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2021
10/10 Excellent
Kyle, Bastrop, Texas
23 Aug 2017
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
We Shall Return
Kyle
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2017
10/10 Excellent
Peter
6 Aug 2017
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Peter
Stayed 14 nights in Jun 2017
10/10 Excellent
Peter
5 Aug 2017
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Peter
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2017
10/10 Excellent
susan, bushnell,fl
11 Jul 2017
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
quiet guest house on beautiful beach
susan
Stayed 9 nights in Jun 2017
10/10 Excellent
Mark and Ruthie, Madison, WI
16 May 2017
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Just a overall great experience
Mark and Ruthie
10/10 Excellent
steven
21 Mar 2017
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
might expect in a small hotel and then some.
steven
10/10 Excellent
Becky L., Michigan
17 Nov 2016
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Excellent choice!
Becky L.
10/10 Excellent
Paula, Chicago
25 Oct 2016
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Perfect hide-a-away!
Paula
10/10 Excellent
Verified traveller
30 Sept 2016
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Awesome view
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