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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

3.0 star property
Beachfront comfort, a fitness centre

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Sea Grape | Living area
1 bedroom, in-room safe, individually decorated, individually furnished
Sea Grape | Room amenity
Hibiscus | Private kitchen

Reviews

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Gym
  • Barbecue grill
  • Kitchen
  • Housekeeping
  • Laundry
  • Air conditioning

Explore the area

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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay
  • Simpson Bay Beach
    ‪8 min walk‬
  • Flamingo Beach
    ‪3 min drive‬
  • Maho Beach
    ‪4 min drive‬
  • Philipsburg (SXM-Princess Juliana Intl.)
    ‪2 min drive‬

Room options

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Hibiscus

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 42 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Frangipani

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 47 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Bougainvillea

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 43 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Sea Grape

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 53 sq m
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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Jasmine

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 47 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Flamboyant

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 46 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Mimosa

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 60 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Orchid

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 55 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

About the area

Simpson Bay

At The Horny Toad Guesthouse you'll be within a 20-minute stroll of Simpson Bay Beach and Kim Sha Beach. .Each apartment is soundproofed and features free WiFi, a balcony or patio and a dining area. In-room dining is easy with a kitchen that comes equipped with a fridge, a microwave and a stovetop. A sitting area, a coffee/tea maker and a ceiling fan are also available. .Spend the day at the beach where you'll find sunloungers, and enjoy the on-site gym. Added amenities include free Wi-Fi in public areas and laundry facilities. There's also the convenience of free self parking.
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What's nearby

  • Simpson Bay Beach - 8 min walk - 0.8 km
  • Kim Sha Beach - 2 min drive - 1.2 km
  • Flamingo Beach - 3 min drive - 2.2 km
  • Maho Beach - 4 min drive - 3.4 km
  • Mullet Bay Beach - 4 min drive - 3.7 km

Getting around

  • Philipsburg (SXM-Princess Juliana Intl.) - 11 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Pollos Hermanos - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Dinghy Dock Sailors Bar - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪The Boon Beach Bar - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪Balls - ‬9 min walk
  • ‪Palapa Hidden Oasis SXM - ‬9 min walk

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire apartment to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

Beachfront comfort, a fitness centre
As a guest of The Horny Toad Guesthouse, you'll find a fitness centre, a terrace, and barbecue grills. A computer station is on site and WiFi is free in public spaces. The Horny Toad Guesthouse also features tour/ticket assistance, a garden, and concierge services. Free self parking is available.

This 3-star Simpson Bay apartment is smoke free.

  • 8 guestrooms or units
  • 2 levels
  • Beach lounge chairs
  • Towels for the beach
  • Self-service laundry
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Tour and ticket information
  • Concierge
  • Terrace
  • Garden
  • BBQ grill(s)
  • Computer for guest use
  • Newspapers in lobby (free)
  • No smoking on site
The Horny Toad Guesthouse offers 8 air-conditioned accommodations, which are accessible via exterior corridors, and features a safe and coffee/tea makers. Rooms open to balconies or patios. This individually decorated and furnished accommodation has separate sitting areas. Accommodation at this 3-star apartment has kitchens with full-sized fridge/freezers, stovetops, microwaves and separate dining areas.

Bathrooms include baths or showers and hairdryers. Guests can surf the web using complimentary wireless Internet access. Additionally, rooms include an iron/ironing board and a ceiling fan. Housekeeping is provided on a daily basis.

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  • Pool
  • Spa
  • Kids pool
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Property amenities

Beach

  • On the beach
  • Beach loungers
  • Beach towels

Internet

  • Available in the apartment: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free self parking on site

Kitchen

  • Blender
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Freezer
  • Full-sized refrigerator/freezer
  • Hob
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Toaster

Bedrooms

  • Bedroom
  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 1 private bathroom
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Shower
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Separate dining area
  • Separate sitting area

Entertainment

  • Games

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony/patio
  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Terrace

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities

Work spaces

  • Computer station

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Ceiling fan

Pets

  • No pets or service animals

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Concierge services
  • Free newspapers in lobby
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage
  • Safe
  • Tour and ticket assistance

Location highlights

  • Near the airport
  • Near the ocean

Things to do

  • Gym

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property)

General

  • 2 floors
  • 8 units
  • Access via exterior corridors
  • Garden
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Property does not allow children
  • Soundproofing

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 9 PM
Late check-in subject to availability

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 72 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 8 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
For any questions, please contact the property using the information on the booking confirmation

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • Pets and service animals are not allowed at The Horny Toad Guesthouse

Children and extra beds

  • Children 10 and younger are not allowed at this property. All guests older than 10 are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cots (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children; if you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room
Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property; the policies listed are provided by the property
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children. If you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room. This property accepts Visa and Mastercard.

We should mention

  • Children 10 years old and younger aren't allowed at this property.
  • Pets and service animals are not allowed on site.

National rating

This property does not have a Sint Maarten Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our ratings system.

Property is also known as

Horny Toad Guesthouse
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay
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The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
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The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay

Frequently asked questions

Is parking available at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Yep, The Horny Toad Guesthouse has a free self car park.

Are there any beaches close to The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Yep, The Horny Toad Guesthouse is a short 8-minute walk from Simpson Bay Beach.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

No, The Horny Toad Guesthouse does not offer an airport shuttle service.

What time are check-in & check-out at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM. Check-out time is 11:00 AM.

Are pets allowed at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

No, pets and service animals are not allowed.